Monday, November 15, 2004

Джовани в акция!

На како са смея на пияна ( все ощи глаа )

love chat ( live chat ) на нащу фирма ( уеб хостинг ) глеити с ко на занимаат ( и що сме толкоз зле ? (:

Jovanie: Hello and welcome to Resellers Panel! I am your Live Chat operator Jovanie. How may I help you today?
Cambodia: Hello, i want to find a girl friend. can you help me?
Jovanie: As far as this is not concerned with web-hosting and reselling of web-hosting, I assume that there is nothing that I can do about you. You have to make it on your own.
Jovanie: Anything else I can help you with?
Cambodia: hass
Cambodia: where are you now?
Jovanie: At work.
Cambodia: where are u come from?
Jovanie: From a galaxy far, far away.
Jovanie: Have a nice day!
Jovanie: Goodbye.
Cambodia: wait wait
Cambodia: i want to go there too
Cambodia: i know, at over there is beautiful
Cambodia: right?
Jovanie: Left is beautiful too.
Jovanie: Farewell.
Cambodia: hello
Cambodia: are you here?
Jovanie: No.
Cambodia: yes
Jovanie: No. Goodbye.

Ощи едно

michael foust: Iam not able to get on the site. I think it becauce the hosting com. is verio do i need to have my doman name moved over to you all.
Jovanie: Hello and welcome to Resellers Panel! I am your Live Chat operator Jovanie. How may I help you today?
michael foust: Iam not able to get on the site. I think it becauce the hosting com. is verio do i need to have my doman name moved over to you all.
Jovanie: What do you mean?
Jovanie: Can you be more specific, please?
michael foust: the doman name was regestred with verio. Would this have eneything to with me not see my web site on the net.
Jovanie: What is your domain name?
michael foust: onecent.us
Jovanie: And what problem do you have with your domain?
michael foust: it dose not let me on the site.
Jovanie: Did you build your website?
michael foust: yes
Jovanie: Did you host it somewhere?
michael foust: at another time yes
Jovanie: And now?
michael foust: I don't have eneything with them, or witheneyone other.
Jovanie: With whom?
michael foust: verio
Jovanie: So, what do you want to do with your website and domain?
michael foust: do I need to bring it over to you all?
Jovanie: You want to be our reseller?
michael foust: yes I have all ready signed up.
Jovanie: And you want to use your domain for your reseller web-store? In that case you must contact your registrar and ask them to change your DNS and make them to point to ours.
Jovanie: Our DNSs are: DNS1.SUPREMECENTER.COM
Jovanie: DNS2.SUPREMECENTER.COM
michael foust: Thank you
Jovanie: If you have any other questions, do not hesitate to contact me again.
Jovanie: Have a nice day!
Jovanie: Goodbye.

3 comments:

Владо said...

Ето Малко и от мен:

info: Welcome to SERVER4YOU. Please hold, while we connect you to the next available assistant.
info: You are now chatting with 'Rick Loran'
Rick Loran: Welcome to our live chat service.
jack: hi
jack: hi
jack: wb?
Rick Loran: Welcome to our live chat service.
jack: sex?
jack: alooooooooooooo
info: Chat session has been terminated by the site operator

дойде от http://myserver.us през реклама хотлинкната от http://taktaz.com

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